The (new) laws of casual style

Gosto de ler algumas revistas mais viradas para homens, nomeadamente a Esquire. O último número tem um artigo bem louco e que seria muito útil para muitos homens. Como diz o título, são um conjunto de dicas que ditam as regras do estilo casual, para homem, claro.

Da longa lista, não resisto a transcrever estas…

1. The closest a man should ever come to touching denim shorts is helping a woman out of them.
2. There is a name for men who can pull off wearing sports jersey. They’re called professional athletes.
3. Everything looks better with age. Except for white T-shirts. Those look best new.
4. Sweatpants are for sick days, couch surfing, and light exercise. For anything else, throw on a pair of jeans and get on with it.
5. Never wear more than one denim item at a time, and make sure it’s not a vest.
6. Unless he’s a chef, a gardener, or a jolly fat man from Holland, no one should ever wear clogs in his daily life. Same goes for Crocs.
7. Sunglasses don’t belong on top of your head, folded into the neck of your shirt, or hanging around your neck by some nylon cord. If you have to remove them, hold them or put them on a table.
8. We’re all for comfort. Just make sure the damn thing fits.